Brandon is a comedic collector of funny anecdotal stories, hailing from outside Melbourne, Australia. The stories go from laugh out loud funny to completely off the wall; impressions of bus drivers, throwing chairs into a brawl at a dance, replacing your school's time capsule with a funny note, a classmate putting his hand in the air conditioner and getting detention for screaming "fuck!", living in a tent, ditching a girlfriend when she brings home a Matchbox 20 CD, a passing driver that yells "I like early 90s music too!", telling a Jewish friend that they couldn't get married "because your people killed Jesus.", and much much more! A laugh a minute (even alone in public). File under: Touched by an Anvil, Pick Your Poison, You Idiot, OJ Killed Elvis. Great bathroom reading for its quick reads.