Three crazy ass short stories from Zack Sternwalker (Please Let Me Help). Cameron Pays Close Attention - A son and his creepy father encounter a deer while driving through the woods and it results in life lessons. Mr. Dokas Holds Down the Fort – A convenient store proprietor with some dirty secrets encounters a late night customer who wants cigarettes. Lil' Stevie Gets Punked – When Stevie runs into a man who wants to steal his basket ball hoop he runs home to fetch his BB gun only to return to bigger disappointment.

“ Explain it to the police. I'm only nine and I don't do drugs or smoke cigarettes so I'm in way better shape than you. If you think I'm scared of you because you're an adult, you're wrong. My Dad's way bigger than you and when he left I shot him in the face with my gun and he was in the hospital for two months and now he's gotta wear a patch over his eye and can't drive or operate heavy machinery.”