Mike Croft (RIP) tells you stories of finding a product called the Bible Bar (no joke - and it's vegan!), getting caught drunk underage, waking up in the hospital, and then finding out that the owner of the bar is not mad at him - but rather wants to pay him to shut up (and then later lie about it!)! Stories of pepper spray in the vents at school, falling asleep at job orientation, getting caught smoking pot, being a punk rocker in a small town, entertaining co-workers, getting harrassed by drunk people and crazies, and drug stories. Great entertainment. Mike passed away in 2006 and his friends are making a conscious effort to put his writing back in print and eventually publish a book of his work since he was such a talented writer and it was so important to him.