Shaun of the Dead is a tool of the zombie conspiracy evidenced by these three false presuppositions of the film: 1) Zombies can't talk. This is false. They can move their lips, tounge and mouth (How else could they eat their victims?) and they can move their lungs and larynx (How else would they use their cellphones?) 2) You can pretend to be a zombie. This is false. Walking slowly and moaning like a zombie will only fool other Republicans, but real zombies can smell your brains. 3) Zombies are cannibals. Technically true, but misunderstood. Zombies will not rip out your guts our chew on your torso. They eat only the brains, yes, only the brains of their own species. anonymous

ehhh, for all your zombie needs, get ahold of a copy of Shaun of the Dead. "send. more. paramedics."