Mike tells you stories of finding a product called the Bible Bar (no joke and it's vegan), getting caught drunk underage, waking up in the hospital, and then finding out that the owner of the bar is not mad at him but rather wants to pay him money. Also stories of having put pepper spray in the vents at school, falling asleep at job orientation, getting caught smoking pot, being a punk rocker in a small town, his entertaining co-workers, getting harrased by drunk people and crazies, and more drug stories. This is great entertainment. #5 is the issue about his attempted move to Portland. #6 is a contributor issue and features Mike's brilliant story about getting caught stealing copies