Brandon is a comedian hailing from outside Melbourne, Australia. "When I began writing these stories the idea was simply to tell some funny stories about the people I grew up with. As I'm getting older, the stories are getting less funny - both in the zine and in real life - and are turning into something different. Something that I now like to think of as 'poignancy' but will no doubt be referred to in later life as my 'bland period'."

The stories go from funny to completely off the wall, coming home drunk at age 13 to the wrong house, comparing the habits of punks to that of kids ("you like submission hold. i like submission hold. let's be friends.") , flicking off his peers while kissing his girlfriend in grade school, dance floor injuries, traveling in Europe, and more! File under: Touched by an Anvil, Pick Your Poison, You Idiot, OJ Killed Elvis. This would make great bathroom reading for its quick reads.