A fun little romp into Maria's (Secret Mystery Love Shoes) world of humor and naughtiness. Listings of dances that her boyfriend does, things she said she's never do - but does!, a listing of Andrew's farts, lists of why to hate introductions, and much more. The highlight is when she reviews found grocery lists - so much so that we would like to see an entire zine of this! The thing separating this from other zines comprised of lists (which we've found ourself surrounded by lately) is that the lists are backed up by extensive descriptions, reasoning, and essays - which create a vastly amusing time!