Somewhere around ten years ago Damien (of Shutdown/End of a Perfect Day zines) worked at a carwash in Portland. He put together this zine about his time there and it covers all the essentials - asshole customers, stealing change and trinkets out of people's cars, character profiles of management, how to scam a car wash, and, of course, the racist carwash of Seaside, OR. Damien maintains a good sense of humor, distaste for management, and brains to create beneficial schemes throughout this teenage zine.