Hermitt goes to clubs, in search of his soulmate. Or at least someone who's his type. Instead he meets an ugly version of Brad Pitt and a man who drunkenly insists Hermitt is 12 years old. Geez, these horror stories might make you swear off bars forever. Hermitt announces that at the age of 30, he's graduated from a Confused Wandering Person, to a Curious Human Wanting More. In this issue, he also goes to Vancouver for a writing vacation and explores to world of raw food and vegan cults.