The Hermitt is the beat poet of the zeros! These are the stories that make up a life dripping with idealism. Hang your mouth wide open in awe as the descriptions spew forth of living with hippies at the bad poetry house and then again on a trip to Hawaii staying in a tent on a farm. It's a unique hip hop infused version of the English language. What may appear to be a typo at first may actually be slang. It's easy to get sucked straight up into the Hermitt's world after a few pages and really, I don't blame you for wanting to stay there. It has a pretty swell outlook on life. Featuring revelations like "just because you consider yourself to be a great artist doesn't mean you are exempt from paying rent." Hermitt has a new zine of short stories called "Jaded Hipsters Dig Whiskey Sours". It is available for $1.